Having a dispute? Use a Front Loader to solve it. It’s the #Florida way
What do you get when you combine KFC and Netflix?? You get Seasoned Tickets
KFC consumers can receive a delivery of 48 made-to-order Kentucky Fried Wings to their home every week for 10 weeks during football season. https://t.co/r3lrwbLvax
— USA TODAY Money (@USATODAYmoney) October 17, 2019
— KSBW Action News 8 (@ksbw) October 17, 2019
Like a BOSS!!! Dude has some serious steel ones
Florida man reveals secret to becoming Florida Man
— Only_in_Florida (@0nlyInFlorida) October 16, 2019
Tech company will pay $130K to put your face on a line of robots
— New York Post (@nypost) October 16, 2019
You escape from Prison….What’s the first thing you do
Officials conducted surveillance behind the federal prison complex after reports of prisoners continuing to escape and bringing contraband back into the prison. https://t.co/GWX7Vuwcfh
— KIII 3 News (@kiii3news) October 13, 2019
Remember the movie “Blast from the Past’? This is that movie in real life
A man and six children were found living in a farmhouse basement. The children reportedly had no idea there were other people in the world. https://t.co/54ZIdoZV07
— KDKA (@KDKA) October 15, 2019
SNL ‘Joker’ Parody
New Green Day
Meet the barely legal whispering thirst-trap making bank whispering over half a million cougars to sleep on YouTube every night…..More HERE
Im a HUGE Star Trek fan and they just dropped a new trailer for ‘Picard’ and I’m 1000% “Fan Girling”. The trailer is below and new series happens on CBS All Access on Jan 23rd(Anyone know how much that costs per month?)
There ONLY vowels left…
I’m going to start an @WheelofFortune greatest dump contestant page very soon. It seems to happen on a regular basis. Here’s @patsajak letting the contestants know there are only vowels left in the puzzle, you tell me what you think. pic.twitter.com/wVPoysBisJ
— Bryan Russell ® (@bigbsvo) April 6, 2019
If you had 3 hours left on the Earth, What would You do?
Metallica & SF Symphony Orchestra
Ever seen someone steal 4,200 of Victoria’s Secret underware in under a minute?? Watch Below
Green Day is releasing a Dark-Roast Coffee to pair with their new album ‘Father of All’ on Feb 7th
Father of all M—–F—‘n roasts! Darkest of the dark yet shockingly smooth. It will kick your ass and soothe your soul.
— Oakland Coffee (@OaklandCoffee) September 29, 2019
This is why people have anxiety bout their kids going to School
Drunk Florida Man sneaking into a high school classroom
Man with extensive criminal history walks into Florida high school through an unlocked door and sits down in classroom.
School district officials admitted that “at least some protocols” for security were not followed properly.
— Max Schachter (@maxschachter) October 1, 2019
Drunk Florida woman drives School Bus because her marriage sucks
Billie Eilish on SNL
They thought she was 9 but she was actually 22….oh, she tried to kill them as well
— McGill Media (@GoMcGillMedia) September 25, 2019
Next Year, Sept 26th 2020, is going to be EPIC
Man throws tortilla 54 feet, 5 inches to break world record
Confirmed leaked videos of UFO’s…. More HERE
We tried to reach to the Man but he was unavailable for comment
When I say I nearly passed out from laughing… pic.twitter.com/TJgpLocqrL
— Yashar Ali (@yashar) September 16, 2019
KFC testing chicken and doughnuts sandwich
KFC has announced that it will be testing a new combination of fried chicken and glazed doughnuts. The new items will be sold for a limited time, and aren’t nationally available just yet: only in Pittsburgh and two Virginia cities — Norfolk and Richmond. https://t.co/58MQiazcl1
— CNN (@CNN) September 18, 2019
30-hour ‘Coffin Challenge’ is back with new ‘Baby Shark’ torture…
Competitive whistling is a thing…..More HERE
We all know how she feels about this marriage
Bride vs mother-in-law: middle finger edition 🖕 https://t.co/27XGh7RB4Z
— Metro (@MetroUK) September 8, 2019
During Oklahoma’s half time show against South Dakota they played Panic! At The Disco songs
University of Manchester is training spiders to jump on command
Gives us the creepy crawlies pic.twitter.com/mLguZHtAmU
— Mashable (@mashable) September 12, 2019
Green Day, Weezer and Fallout Boy are going on their Hella Meg Tour
It’s a county divided…OVER A DOG PARK!
A controversial dog park that divided Chevy Chase will be dismantled https://t.co/OlhT33RDLb
— The Washington Post (@washingtonpost) September 10, 2019
KFC is publishing a new game called “I Love You, Colonel Sanders! A Finger Lickin’ Good Dating Simulator“…. watch video below…..More HERE
New Cold War Kids
Video Of A Ghost In White Dress Said To Be ‘Best Ever’ Footage Of A Ghost
New Blink 182 video complete with Fortnite dances
10 yrs ago yesterday, Oasis split for good
“All was good in the world back then” https://t.co/latb080Bss
— NME (@NME) August 28, 2019
Remember GoPro Man, who “fought off” a great white shark in Sydney Harbor. 10 viral videos that turned out to be fake…..More HERE
Triple homicide suspect chased NAKED and then captured
EXCLUSIVE VIDEO: The suspect in a triple homicide in Pittsylvania County, 19-year-old Matthew Bernard, ran toward @KyleMWilcoxTV & @humphreyWSET while they were at a staging area — he also strangled the church’s caretaker.https://t.co/4OVjvg9kkQ pic.twitter.com/cg23z2KIEX
— ABC 13 News – WSET (@ABC13News) August 27, 2019
Definitive List of EVERYTHING PUMPKIN SPICE out this fall….http://bit.ly/30GSw9o
— Offers.com (@Offers) August 23, 2019
Chicken Wars of 2019 are over because Popeye’s just ran out of Chicken Sandwiches….More HERE
Y’all. We love that you love The Sandwich. Unfortunately we’re sold out (for now). pic.twitter.com/Askp7aH5Rr
— Popeyes Chicken (@PopeyesChicken) August 27, 2019
“If you twist a bell pepper in just the right way, it sounds like someone’s chest cavity being ripped open. “
Think of all the reasons you would yell “YOLO”….More HERE
Don’t you hate it when you’re asleep and someone wakes you up…
[Headline] Long. Loud and ever so slightly wet….Scientific formula finds the world’s funniest fart….More HERE
The Flatulence Report has worked out a mathematical formula for the funniest fart https://t.co/4cBkyo1ywk
— Evening Standard (@standardnews) August 21, 2019
I’m amazed he is so calm….
Pilot films the aftermath of his plane crashing into the ocean https://t.co/qZXyee9SXr
— Mashable (@mashable) August 21, 2019
Dream Job contest – But this one seems different. Instead of a prescribed “dream” opportunity to travel the world, taste the wines of Croatia, or live smartphone-free, you get to set the terms of your dream. Outdoor clothing brand Prana opened the “The Day Job to Dream Job” contest this week, offering $100,000 for the next year to do whatever you want. You don’t have to post about hotels, eat bacon in every state, or push tacos — unless you want to, of course..CLICK HERE FOR INFO…
The ‘Chicken Wars’ of 2019 is NO JOKE
settle the debate pic.twitter.com/y0qIr0SyU2
— Complex (@Complex) August 20, 2019
Dave Grohl just Rick Rolled you with Rick Astley
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What the small town of Rachel NV said about the area 51 event which is 50 miles away – “There is no gas and no store. The Inn is booked for that weekend. If you plan on attending the event you must be experienced in camping, hiking and surviving in a harsh desert environment and have a vehicle in good shape. You must be prepared to be completely on your own for food, water, gas etc.”
From the official Rachel, NV website… 🔫 pic.twitter.com/4PmQGMaGJ6
— Las Vegas Locally 🌴 (@LasVegasLocally) August 14, 2019
Calling in sick to a place YOU DON’T WORK
Someone just made a Godzilla Guitar and it will cost you 52,000
Behold, the Godzilla guitar https://t.co/otN23rXTJ3
— Guitar World (@GuitarWorld) August 7, 2019
This is what happened on July 7th 2019 at Commerzbank-Arena, Frankfurt: 1000 musicians from all over the world working their ass off for months to celebrate this magnificent hymn to rebellion by Rage Against the Machine
Flea has a new memoir coming out called “Acid For The Children” on November 5. e has been writing this since 2014 and you can pre-order it HERE
Someone is photoshopping Babies with Teeth
N I G H T M A R E F U E L pic.twitter.com/DvqxMwt0qI
— Metro (@MetroUK) August 3, 2019
Latest inductee in the local news interview hall of fame pic.twitter.com/kdFpu8QeQj
— Breaking911 (@Breaking911) August 11, 2019
Florida Quote of the YEAR: “I was able to bite him, and I didn’t even have my teeth in my mouth like now,” Coleman said. “My brother said, ‘How did you bite him?’ I said, ‘With the little teeth I got, I bit him!’ I felt some kind of danger. I sensed it, and I seen that look on his face. My life were in danger.”
— AP Oddities (@AP_Oddities) August 7, 2019
Good News – Tool has just dropped a new song, Bad News – It’s 10 minutes long, Gooder News – Listen to it below
White Strips just out out their 20th anniversary DELUXE edition of their very first album
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1999 was a pivotal year for the White Stripes. From recording their first album through rumors of the band’s demise and embarking on their first-ever tour, the band worked extremely hard and was fortunate to see small but incremental gains from their efforts. Third Man Records is humbled to explore the depths of the band, their self-titled album and the entirety of their 1999 for our 42nd Vault package, THE WHITE STRIPES XX. Subscribe now through October 31st at TMR storefronts or online via bio link! #thirdmanvault #thirdmanrecords
Best News bloopers from June!
Third Eye Blind will release their new album Screamer on Oct. 18! Below is the track listing and the title track!
Leave the Black Keys a voicemail!!!
Want to leave Dan & Pat a voicemail?
Just call 1-740-303-ROCK
*Please note this is NOT a toll-free number. Standard rates may apply For the latest exclusive news, videos and contests, sign up for free to The Lonely Boys & Girls Club now at https://t.co/ipoPCSr62W #LetsRock pic.twitter.com/uurbIIieA3
— The Black Keys (@theblackkeys) August 5, 2019
21 Pilots at Lollapalooza 2019
What If Billie Eilish’s BAD GUY Was By GREEN DAY?
You can stream Lollapalooza live!!
The #Lolla Live Stream on @youtubemusic starts at 6pm CT with @hermusicofficial on Channel 1 and @killy on Channel 2. Head to https://t.co/jK296Ul3lM or https://t.co/mqZvyrXL07 to watch! pic.twitter.com/kXy1BX6G7w
— Lollapalooza (@lollapalooza) August 1, 2019
Crazy hostage situation…More HERE
Van Halen cover with no guitars…..More HERE
Brendon Urie from Panic at the Disco recorded a metal song when he was LIT!!!!
This family damn near stole everything
I think I would need therapy for the rest of my life!!
There’s a new viral challenge called, The “Creeper Challenge”….More HERE
— Mashable (@mashable) July 30, 2019
I really want to know what happened!!!
Is that a chicken??? WTF!!!!
The Dookie Drive
Darwin: 1 Complete Idiot: 0….Vlogger dies live-streaming himself eating poisonous centipedes and lizards
— Daily Mirror (@DailyMirror) July 24, 2019
Shaq in a Mosh-Pit
Shaq entering mosh pit is the funniest thing I’ve seen today 😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/gzTSUmnoaI
— Bryce Dixon (@dixonbryce1) July 20, 2019
The 1975 performed “I Like America & America Likes Me.” on The Late Late Show with James Corden
America’s Dirtiest Beaches
There’s a good chance you’ve been to a beach on this list. https://t.co/0qJcaNMmDO
— Delaware Online (@delawareonline) July 24, 2019
He got knocked out of the Ring
All American Rejects just dropped a new EP called “Send Her to Heaven”. Check out the 3 songs below entilted “Send Her to Heaven” , “Demons” and “Gen Why? (DGAF)”
If you were going to try and sell a stolen ring…name the place you WOULD NOT pawn it at??
Pawn Stars shop helps nab thief trying to sell Mark May’s stolen Super Bowl rings https://t.co/CdXlTZyKDS
— ProFootballTalk (@ProFootballTalk) July 18, 2019
All this ‘Area 51’ stuff is getting OUT OF HAND…More HERE
Busch Beer has hidden a pop-up bar deep in the woods of a national forest. Watch video below and get clues to where it is at HERE
Say what you want, but this is IMPRESSIVE!!!!
An Omaha woman was arrested for climbing Mount Rushmore. She made it to about 15 feet from the top with bare feet and no rope. https://t.co/7t4pkAqcWu
— Omaha World-Herald (@OWHnews) July 16, 2019
There’s drunk and then there’s getting zipper caught on fence drunk. Complete with VIDEO
Moment drunken Aberdeenshire lad gets caught on stranger’s fence by his trousers’ ZIP after … https://t.co/7LqpYSIuH3
— Luv_Vodka (@Luv_Vodka) July 15, 2019
— New York Post (@nypost) July 15, 2019
The Black Keys teach ‘The Art of Music’….More HERE
Keep in mind, this all happened at 9:30AM
Another leg of the Bandito World Tour is happening
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What would you do if 175,000 fell out of an armored truck??
It’s not Florida Man but it’s FLORIDAWOMAN
— ABC 7 News – WJLA (@ABC7News) July 9, 2019
What does the red smoke mean??
Jorge Masvidal with the quickest KO in UFC history in just 5 seconds!
Jorge Masvidal with the quickest KO in UFC history in just 5 seconds!
— AmericanGambler #PlayLegal (@makeUSbetagain) July 7, 2019